You've probably seen those Star Trek vs. Star Wars videos on YouTube. I've basically taken those to a whole new level. Here's what happened here.
Kirk: USS Enterprise, captain's personal log. We've just finished dealing with the Klingon traitors that were behind the murder of former Klingon Chancellor Gorkon. Instead of returning to Starbase for decommission we've decided to keep exploring. We're in a remote section of the quadrant that has never been explored before. We're hoping to find something interesting out here. Terminate log.
Spock: Captain, we have arrived at the point of interest.
Kirk: Mr, Sulu, drop us out of warp.
Sulu: Aye sir.
Kirk: Well, gentlemen let's get started.
Chekov: Sir, there's a massive fleet of ships coming out of a hyperspace field!
Kirk: Red alert! Battle Stations! Raise shields!
(Separatist Ships emerge and start firing)
Battle droid: We caught them by surprise all right.
Scotty: Captain! I don't know how much of this we can take! I wasn't expecting more combat this soon!
Kirk: Fire phasers at the lead ship!
Spock: Direct hit. Heavy damage to their forward shields.
Chekov: Sir, there's another ship coming! It's much bigger!
(Separatist Dreadnought emerges, and the ships stop firing)
Sulu: Captain the ships have stopped firing.
Uhura: Sir the big vessel is hailing us.
Kirk: On screen.
(General Grievous appears on the screen)
Grievous: Ah, and who might you be?
Kirk: I am Captain James T. Kirk of the Federation Starship Enterprise. Who are you?
Grievous: I am General Grievous of the Separatist Alliance.
Kirk: What business do you have here?
Grievous: You will surrender or be destroyed!
Kirk: General, we don't respond well to threats!
Grievous: Then suffer the consequences!
(Transmission is terminated)
Grievous: Launch all fighters!
Battle Droid: Yes sir.
(Back on the Enterprise)
Sulu: Sir sensors show a lot of objects coming towards us, they are 7 meters in length and equipped with fusion generated pulse lasers and minimal shielding.
Spock: Not much power there.
(Droid Starfighters swarm around, close in, and fire)
Sulu: They're firing. Equivalent firepower, 25 megawatts shields are holding.
(They fire again)
Sulu: Again 25 megawatts, no damage.
Kirk: Well if that's the best they can do this shouldn't last long. Mr. Sulu, Move us into attack position.
(Over on the Command Ship)
Battle Droid: General, they're moving into attack position.
Grievous: Raise the shields! Power all weapons!
(Back on the Enterprise)
Kirk: The Command Ship is assuming an attack position, brace yourselves!
(They fire)
Scotty: Captain shields down!
Kirk: What's the damage?
Scotty: Superficial, but I'm having trouble reassembling the shields.
(They fire again)
Scotty: Shields down! There's thermal damage to the forward hull.
Spock: The Ships are capable of striking us with far more powerful bursts.
Kirk: Mr. Sulu, fire phasers on full!
Sulu: Aye Sir!
(Over on the Command Ship)
Grievous: Tell all ships to take evasive action!
(Back on the Enterprise)
Chekov: One of the frigates is matching our maneuvers, and firing!
Scotty: Captain! I don't know how much more of this we can take!
Kirk: Mr. Sulu, Fire phasers on full with a simultaneous spread of torpedoes.
(One frigate blows up)
Sulu: One enemy target destroyed
(Over on the Command Ship)
Tactical Droid: General, the Enterprise has destroyed one of our ships.
Grievous: Lock missiles on that ship!
Tactical Droid: Missiles locked.
Grievous: Fire!
Tactical Droid: But sir, we cannot fire unless we lower our shields.
Grievous: Lower shields, and fire!
Tactical Droid: Lowering shields.
(Back on the Enterprise)
Sulu: Sir, missiles closing!
Kirk: Lock phasers and fire!
Sulu: Missiles destroyed. The Command Ship's shields are down!
Kirk: Target their bridge and fire photon torpedoes.
(Back on the Command Ship)
Tactical Droid: General, they have fired torpedoes.
Grievous: They can't! Raise the shields!
Tactical Droid: We cannot, the shields are still recharging.
Grievous: I'll be back.
(Exit Grievous)
Battle Droid: General? Well I guess I'm in charge now.
(Back on the Enterprise)
Spock: Captain the ship has been destroyed.
Kirk: Target the other ships, fire a phasers along with a spread of photons.
(After a while all the ships were destroyed)
Kirk: Set course for Earth, we have to report this to Starfleet.
Sulu: Aye sir.
(The Enterprise enters warp and heads back to Earth)
THE END. Hope you enjoyed. Thanks to danley for the Separatist Ships,
and to Tato D. for the Enterprise bridge.
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