TOASTER: Howdy doodly do! How's it going? I'm Talkie... Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?
LISTER: Look, I don't want any toast, and he (indicating Kryten) doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. no toast.
TOASTER: How 'bout a muffin?
LISTER: Or muffins! We don't like muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no sm@#$in' flapjacks!
TOASTER: Aah, so you're a waffle man!
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