The flying spaghetti monster, or the FSM for short, is the soul deity of the church of the flying spaghetti monster. He is a complex carbohydrate based entity consisting of willowy eyestalks, two large meatballs, and a multitude of noodly appendages. The FSM is known for such feats as creating everything in existence, personally maintaining gravitational forces throughout the universe, and inspiring the creation of the rotary lawn sprinkler. He is also a kind and benevolent creator as evidence by the existence of heaven with its beer volcano and stripper factory as well as his fondess for midgets. #flying_spaghetti_monster #god
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